PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And